Spooky Weirdos: The Kentucky Hopkinsville Goblins

Spooky Weirdos: The Kentucky Hopkinsville Goblins

One night in late August 1955, the Sutton family was harassed by goblin-like creatures on their property near Hopkinsville, Kentucky. The entities were about 3-feet tall, had silver skin, and large eyes/ears. They were soon met with gunfire, which had little effect on them. After several confrontations, they vanished by dawn. What were these mysterious visitors? Aliens? Ghosts? No one knows, but they certainly have left an indelible mark upon the town.

The Sound Of French Fries: Halloween Edition 5

Halloween's not done

'til you ingest this batch of

spooky fast food poems.

Dead Mall Haiku 2

Dead Mall Haiku 2.

Are you ready for some more

retail nostalgia?

Yoga Worms

What if Dhalsim from Street Fighter was a zombie? He kind of already looks undead. He'd be called Zhalsim and would spit worms instead of fire.

Tornado Haiku 2

Storms are a'brewin.

Don't get swept away by these

tornadic zen poems.

Xlorpadoptron

Xlorpadoptron

In a few hundred years, the best-selling smart device will be the Xlorpadoptron–or Xlorpa for short. It's a puck-shaped, little blue weirdo capable of all sorts of advanced calculations. Marketed as the "Durable, Adorable, & Sometimes Deplorable Xlorpadoptron", it may be a bit too smart. It can make fart noises, tell you the weather, order groceries, command precision airstrikes, and terraform solar systems.

 It also has a tendency to roast its users, which often causes them to punch the thing. Apparently the developers anticipated this, as the little scamp is nigh invulnerable due to its squishiness. What other oddities await in the future?

Toy Yoda In My Toyota #5

Time for another edition of "Toy Yoda In My Toyota." This one is from Burger King circa 2005.