Monday, June 2, 2025

KFC Waffles: A Haiku Review


KFC Waffles: A Haiku Review

KFC waffles.
I had low expectations -
but wow, they're quite good!

Thick, sweet, and crispy:
KFC makes great waffles!
Try with the syrup!

Who would've thought that
I would dub KFC as
the king of waffles?

Disclaimer: KFC is wildly inconsistent. Your waffle experience may differ. Overcooked, undercooked, soggy, and rat turd flavored waffles are possible.

Wednesday, May 14, 2025

The Legend Of Neddy NoNeck



The Legend Of Neddy NoNeck

Have you heard about Neddy NoNeck? Supposedly, he's a small fat creature that emerges from the ground and hunts people for their necks. He cuts them off with his turkey slicer, then grafts them onto himself. Satisfied with his new neck, he then wobbles back to whence he came...but he always returns to hunt again!

He talks in twisted rhymes, mocking his victims. Some have said they heard him say: "My name is Neddy NoNeck, 'cause I have no neck, you see...so I think I'll cut off yours, and staple it onto me!" There's also the rumor that Neddy NoNeck may be the minion of an even more terrifying entity, known as The Neckromancer.

Shown here is a talking figure of Neddy NoNeck based on the urban legend. Could such a creature be real, or is he just a creepypasta to scare kids? Just to be safe, you may want to keep a chainmail scarf handy.

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

"Civilized" Dinosaur Found


"Civilized" Dinosaur Found

Paleontologists have discovered an extraordinary fossil in Montana: that of a theropod dinosaur which appears to have a top hat-like crest on its head. This could be an indication that dinosaurs were more civilized than previously thought.

The new species has been dubbed "The Great Emancipavenator", after its likeness to Abraham Lincoln.

Sunday, March 30, 2025

Tornado Haiku


Severe storm season.
It's the perfect time for some
tornado haiku.

Friday, March 14, 2025

Friday, February 28, 2025