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The Goblin's Den Blog
Welcome to the Goblin's Den blog. This site is an outlet for jokes, poems, and other weird stuff I come up with. I have 3 self-published books on Blurb.com: Lullabies For Goblins , Haiku For Slugs , and UFO Thoughts . Check side bar below on the desktop site for previews.
Friday, June 13, 2025
Monday, June 2, 2025
KFC Waffles: A Haiku Review
KFC Waffles: A Haiku Review
KFC waffles.
I had low expectations -
but wow, they're quite good!
Thick, sweet, and crispy:
KFC makes great waffles!
Try with the syrup!
Who would've thought that
I would dub KFC as
the king of waffles?
Disclaimer: KFC is wildly inconsistent. Your waffle experience may differ. Overcooked, undercooked, soggy, and rat turd flavored waffles are possible.
Wednesday, May 14, 2025
The Legend Of Neddy NoNeck
The Legend Of Neddy NoNeck
Have you heard about Neddy NoNeck? Supposedly, he's a small fat creature that emerges from the ground and hunts people for their necks. He cuts them off with his turkey slicer, then grafts them onto himself. Satisfied with his new neck, he then wobbles back to whence he came...but he always returns to hunt again!
He talks in twisted rhymes, mocking his victims. Some have said they heard him say: "My name is Neddy NoNeck, 'cause I have no neck, you see...so I think I'll cut off yours, and staple it onto me!" There's also the rumor that Neddy NoNeck may be the minion of an even more terrifying entity, known as The Neckromancer.
Shown here is a talking figure of Neddy NoNeck based on the urban legend. Could such a creature be real, or is he just a creepypasta to scare kids? Just to be safe, you may want to keep a chainmail scarf handy.
Tuesday, April 1, 2025
"Civilized" Dinosaur Found
"Civilized" Dinosaur Found
Paleontologists have discovered an extraordinary fossil in Montana: that of a theropod dinosaur which appears to have a top hat-like crest on its head. This could be an indication that dinosaurs were more civilized than previously thought.
The new species has been dubbed "The Great Emancipavenator", after its likeness to Abraham Lincoln.
Sunday, March 30, 2025
Friday, March 14, 2025
Friday, February 28, 2025
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